obsessical 

(ob-sess-i-cul) To be obsessed with male, or male-ish genitalia; "boy-crazy"; or slightly stalkerish toward men.

"Ryan is ssooooooooo hott."
"You are totally obsessical over him!"

obsessical by Coco-chan January 18, 2008

Obsessinate 

A combination of the words Obsessed and Assasinate.
Best used to describe somebody who is so in love that they cannot stand the idea of anybody else getting close to the object of their desire. They can become so consumed with jealousy that they often fantasize about killing said persons.

'Bob loves Kelly so much that he dreams about killing any other guy who tries to gets near her.'

Bob is showing obsessinate behaviour.
Bob is an obsessinator.
Bob thinks about commiting an obsessination.

Obsessinate by Sir Eef April 30, 2009

obsessively shadow 

lighter, nicer way to say stalk.

stalk

girl:are you stalking me?

guy: no no, i prefer the term obsessively shadow. it sounds nicer. =]

obsessively shadow by yosefhey January 3, 2008

obsessicane 

(n) a state of mind that inspires behavior designed to drive everyone else around you crazy by obsessing about a weather pattern that may or may not affect your life in the next four weeks.

Steer clear of David today. He discovered a tropical depression forming off the coast of Gambia and is in the eye of an obsessicane.

obsessicane by Vicar of Brevard October 24, 2008

obsessively shadowing 

Obsessive attention towards someone you're infatuated with in a controlled environment where both parties regularly see one another at a certain time. These feelings are usually one sided, and usually only felt by the person doing the shadowing.

Ex. Boy: Dude, there's that stalker chick coming our way again.

Boy 2: Stalker? I believe she's obsessively shadowing. She only does this while here at school and in between two out of 9 total class periods. Otherwise, she tries hard to NOT graduate up to stalker.

*girl walks past them, glancing at boy 2 with a smile. He smiles back, and boy 1 looks shocked.*

Boy 2: See what I mean, she's harmless.

Boy: I'd still pull her aside to talk about this, just to be sure.

Boy 2: Yeah, I guess. But all 7 periods, she doesn't even come anywhere near me at all. Outside of school, she's doing her own thing. If she were stalking, she would be doing it 24/7/365 and she would be doing it after school as well as during school.

obsessively shadowing by SicilianVillainess June 19, 2014

Obsessible 

When something is worth obsessing over

Wow! That car is obsessible™

Obsessible by Valdez Murati April 1, 2017

obsessticle

Someone obsessed with another person to the point of stalkerish behavior. They are very much a douche that keeps hanging on. Kinda like balls.

Creepy Brian, married with 2 kids, wouldn't stop stalking Wilma.
Eww... He's an obsessticle.

obsessticle by Anton Veronika Cloncurry May 4, 2011