obfyt 

Respectfully asking your homie to fuck off.

Bro 1 : Fuck you bro I have to leave.
Bro 2: obfyt.
Bro 1: wtf are you making abbreviations yourself and defining them in urban dictionary.

obfyt by Iblamearavind May 5, 2024

obfatscation 

The technique of taking a picture in such a way as to obfuscate the fatness of the subject

She looked hot in her Myspace picture, but it was total obfatscation

obfatscation by Tiiim October 18, 2008

obyt 

old before your time

gosh danielle and brad you’ve become a bit obyt if you know what i mean :)
-molly and ray.

obyt by rolly and may January 14, 2021

obyt 

old before your time

gosh danielle and brad you’ve become a bit obyt if you know what i mean :)
-molly and ray.

obyt by rolly and may January 14, 2021

ObeytheE 

A existential idea more than a word or definition per se. Anyone on XBoxLive with this gamer tag is not only magnanimous but well endowed and intelligent. He is cock-strong and always ready to finger-fuck the classiest of all the ladies. He carries himself with an unusual swagger...mostly due to his inordinate and overwhelmingly sized cock. This enormous monster-sized, ding-dong is his only weakness. Both the length and girth are unmatched which lends to his unwavering ego when he beats the snot out of his opponents during any game of Madden!

Disclaimer: any further definition below this that is not regaling me with banal minutia, is both untrue and that person will forever be known as one of my cock-suckers who swallows the golden load of my giant wang who I coincidentally kick in the "gooch" or cunt!

"Anyone named Eric is to be obeyed, revered and to have his cock sucked on the spot...ObeytheE"!

ObeytheE by ObeytheE February 3, 2010