obamalypse 

the apocolypse brought on by the obama administration

Better load up on guns and ammo cuz the Obamalypse is a'comin!

obamalypse by MIGGERNAUGHT March 4, 2009

Obamahypebeast 

Someone who follows or votes/voted for Obama because he was black, he wasnt Mccain, or mostly because everyone else was voting for him. An Obamahypebeast would talk about change and all of Obama's slogans while not knowing any of his campaign stances nor his plans.

Sarah is a Obamahypebeast because shes only voting for him because her friends are.

Obamahypebeast by Sanjay Guptaa March 27, 2009

Obacalypse 

A horrific time in world history that began November 4th, 2008 by the election of Barack Hussein Obama to the office of the President of the United States of America.

"Hey man, did you see that Obama won the election? We'll no longer have to work hard or earn our way into anything!"
"ZOMG! Thomas Jefferson was right! The Obacalypse is at hand! To the fall-out shelter!"

Obacalypse by A Baby Duck March 22, 2009

Obacalypse 

The inaugeration of the anti-christ into the highest government office in the greatest country in the world. The begining of the end. Last date of life being 39 days before the end of his first term.

The Obacalypse is coming, 12/21/2012

Obacalypse by drjemt May 4, 2009

Obacalypse 

The upcoming debacle of Borat Osama's presidency

I see the pinkos elected Borat Osama.

Yeah, the Obacalypse has begun.

Obacalypse by Dimlight65 March 18, 2009

Obamalaise 

The sorry state of the economy, unemployment, and wage stagnation experienced due to the economic policies of Barack Obama and his administration.

Joe couldn't find a job and his unemployment was running out. If only the country could get past this dark period of Obamalaise then maybe things would get better.

Obamalaise by MikeyMikeMikey November 11, 2011

Obamalaser 

A metaphor used by certain politicians to describe the depth and degree of focus and concentration upon a singular issue, to the exclusion of all other issues, that is of paramount importance at that particular moment in time. The use of this metaphor is commonly employed when addressing the concerns of citizens/voters that the candidate has not, in fact, ignored such singular issue of concern. Nevertheless, the mere use of such a metaphor operates as a tacit admission by the politician that he/she has indeed ignored the issue. Metaphorically speaking, the life of an obamalaser is very short-lived, has a very poor aim and focus, and changes targets on virtually a daily basis, and is consistently ineffective; hence, continuous use of this metaphor has been proven to cause permanent damage to one's credibility.

Person A: Obama's the man! He just said he was to focus on the economy like a laser beam!

Person B: That's funny, yesterday he said he was going to focus like a laser beam on the oil spill in the Gulf! By the way, how's the unemployment rate?

Person A: Still lousy. How's the oil spill?

Person B. Still gushing.

Person A: I guess problems can't be solved by using an obamalaser.

Obamalaser by BA from PA July 7, 2010