Obamalaise 

The sorry state of the economy, unemployment, and wage stagnation experienced due to the economic policies of Barack Obama and his administration.

Joe couldn't find a job and his unemployment was running out. If only the country could get past this dark period of Obamalaise then maybe things would get better.

Obamalaise by MikeyMikeMikey November 11, 2011

obamalarkey 

A term to describe the lies and bullshit said, written or blogged about our 44th president.

Fox News, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the Urban Dictionary are prime sources of obamalarkey.

obamalarkey by Charles_U_Farley July 28, 2010

Obamalie 

Occurs anytime Obama opens his mouth or his lips move. A falsehood believed by the legions of Obamatards, yet is easily disproven through facts.

Obama told me I was getting a big, fat Obamacheck, but it turned out to be another Obamalie as I'm only getting $13.

Obamalie by Keep The Change February 25, 2009

obamalypse 

the apocolypse brought on by the obama administration

Better load up on guns and ammo cuz the Obamalypse is a'comin!

obamalypse by MIGGERNAUGHT March 4, 2009

obamalarkey 

Highly exaggerated, insincere, or idiotic talk by the radical liberal presidential candidate Barack Obama and his loyal followers, usually intended to deceive and divide America.

Larry: “Did I just hear Whoopie Gooldberg ask John McCain if she should be worried about becoming a slave again if he was president"?

Curly: "Drama much"?

Moe: "What a bunch of obamalarkey".

Shemp: "Why, that old bag! She's playing the race card. She'd steal flies from a blind spider"!

obamalarkey by 3iser November 2, 2008

Obamalism 

Obamalism is a crippling psychotic state, in which people fail to recognize Barack Obama as a corporate-sponsored frontman who represents banking interests. This has been accompanied by belief that Obama had intentions of withdrawing American troops from Iraq, associations of Obama with Jesus Christ, and expressions of hysteria upon hearing of Obama's election. In severe cases, victims of Obamalism are immune to treatment with hardcore facts, such as Obama breaking his campaign promise (that he would not appoint any lobbyists to White House positions) by filling the White House with lobbyists.

Related forms:
O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list; noun, adjective
O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list⋅ic; adjective

Do you think the next four years of depression will cure people of Obamalism, and make them realize banksters have hijacked both the Republican -and- Democratic parties?

Obamalism by Novel Zephyr May 21, 2009

Obamalaser 

A metaphor used by certain politicians to describe the depth and degree of focus and concentration upon a singular issue, to the exclusion of all other issues, that is of paramount importance at that particular moment in time. The use of this metaphor is commonly employed when addressing the concerns of citizens/voters that the candidate has not, in fact, ignored such singular issue of concern. Nevertheless, the mere use of such a metaphor operates as a tacit admission by the politician that he/she has indeed ignored the issue. Metaphorically speaking, the life of an obamalaser is very short-lived, has a very poor aim and focus, and changes targets on virtually a daily basis, and is consistently ineffective; hence, continuous use of this metaphor has been proven to cause permanent damage to one's credibility.

Person A: Obama's the man! He just said he was to focus on the economy like a laser beam!

Person B: That's funny, yesterday he said he was going to focus like a laser beam on the oil spill in the Gulf! By the way, how's the unemployment rate?

Person A: Still lousy. How's the oil spill?

Person B. Still gushing.

Person A: I guess problems can't be solved by using an obamalaser.

Obamalaser by BA from PA July 7, 2010