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Ossian is a man of strength. He's very intelligent and tough. He knows what is the right thing to do. He's very loyal to his family and friends. But if you try to fool Ossian he will brutally murder you. Ossian is very attractive and can get any girl he wants. He's great in relationships and would never cheat on you.
Ossian is a true man.
Ossian is someone you shouldn't be messing, his viking powers is too much for us to handle.
Ossian by RealThing1337 September 5, 2015
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Ossian is a brutal viking warrior. He slays anything that comes in his way.
You should not mess with this guy, he's an Ossian.
Ossian by VikingWarrior5050 February 23, 2015
massive human being like 10"8 so big he lifts buses for a living. he is the definition of Hench
bruh hes massive just like ossian. hes like well big init
ossian by the ossian himself October 2, 2019
A Welsh name which amazingly translates to "with great power, comes great responsibility"

The name has been used by the Welsh folk for centuries and has largely increased in popularity in the past 10 years.
Jill: I think Osian is such a lovely name
Jack: i couldn't agree more!
Uncle Ben: what does it mean in english??
Osian by OSHWANZ May 6, 2009
Ossian is very handsome and has a huge dick
Omg, I hooked up with a random guy last night and his dick is so big, he must be named Ossian
Ossian by BigDickFrickFrick February 5, 2021
Osian is a name with precisely 11.2 meanings.
Here's just one of them.

A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Farmer's Wife Belinda- Hey Jimm, honey. Say, you're back early from the hunt!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!

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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?

Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.

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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
Osian by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
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