oatianity

The finest oatiest religion ever. The only way of the great quaker and the oatman. fingers point at the oat in reverence. the oats abide. consume the groatithe and be wholoat once again.

Convert to oatianity! The Shakers Shake Their Heads at Heathen Husks Like You!

by oatgangforoat April 23, 2024

outsanity

Unlike insanity, which is simply a lack of sanity, outsanity is the complete opposite of sanity. Imagine going all the way through insanity and coming out on the other end, discworld-like, in a state that is so silly and weird and zany that there is no other way to describe it other that being completely outsane; a sort of state where your sanity is racing down a fifth-dimension street with a soapbox parade in tow, shouting 'I am the emperor of Sicily! I am nighthoover! Fear me! FEAR ME!' - imagine that, if you can, and you might get an idea of what outsanity is like. But you have to be there to know it.

A: What the hell is that? Are you mad?
B: Mad? Me? Oh nonono, my dear... I'm outsane. Muahahahaha!

by Lady Pennywhistle July 1, 2005