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nuxpi is a greasy salamander looking ass
nuxpi by pigeondefines January 5, 2023
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a state of being in which you are past the point of exhaustion and have rebooted into an artificial energy.

signs of "nurpie" are as such: many things (most of them, completely ridiculous) seem hilarious to you, you make strange remarks, you ramble on and on about random things, you have conversations with yourself, and uncontrollable laughter occurs.

most commonly occurs between the hours of midnight and four am. naturally, most often involving teenagers.

"nurpie" is basically the same thing as "slap happy"...it just sounds more appealing.
charlotte- "..no i just called her, she was going to...oh my gosh! look at that chip! it looks exactly like president nixon. you know what?..i don't even know what that dude looked like, so nevermind. i have to pee. have you ever wondered why "p"?...why not "f" or one of the other twenty-four letters? you know what?..i bet if letters were like people, all the letters would be prejudiced against "p" because he's associated with urination."

logan- "uhhh..yeah. someone's a little nurpie tonight. frick."
nurpie by copelotte May 24, 2008
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The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.
When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.
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a name used to call a colton nutter.
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the half asleep zombie trance of a liberian boy high on heroin.
this boy is nupping. he's nupping. you smoke heroin and you want to sleep, but you don't sleep, so he's nupping.
only cocaine will calm him down.
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nuximus = name of danish people who like to stick something big and long into their own asshole and cum nonstop
juan: hey can u help me cum
Nuximus: of course
Nuximus by 69696969_ October 15, 2023
another word for stupid
Haha man you nupid for not getting that chicks number at the party last night.
Nupid by Twitter name :heyXitsXNae December 22, 2010
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