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nctsexual
Person 1 : hey aren't those boys handsome? I think one of them is staring at you
Person 2 : oh sorry but I'm not interested, I'm nctsexual
Person 2 : oh sorry but I'm not interested, I'm nctsexual
nctsexual by yuji huang October 27, 2020
Netsex
Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers
Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!
Netsex by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
nutse
nutse by magictheslathering January 14, 2021
NUTSAXOPHONE
An interjection or exclamation used to express disgust, disappointment, frustration, contempt, or the like.
Only can be written in ALL CAPS.
Must only used as an interjection or exclamation.
Not to be confused with the instrument of the same name.
Only can be written in ALL CAPS.
Must only used as an interjection or exclamation.
Not to be confused with the instrument of the same name.
Steve: "I accidentally spent all the rent money on my beanie baby collection."
Chad: "NUTSAXOPHONE."
Chad: "NUTSAXOPHONE."
NUTSAXOPHONE by aftertheprequel November 25, 2009
nut sex
nut sex by Geoff Valiante February 21, 2008
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.