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Definitions by aftertheprequel

fronts and bumps 

Another saying for traffic.

Sitting in traffic, all you see are fronts and bumpers of cars, shorten that and you have "fronts and bumps".

Can also be used to describe anything unsatisfactory.
"Sorry I was late, it was all fronts and bumps on 101."

"Man, this party is all fronts and bumps. Let's get out of here."

NUTSAXOPHONE 

An interjection or exclamation used to express disgust, disappointment, frustration, contempt, or the like.

Only can be written in ALL CAPS.

Must only used as an interjection or exclamation.

Not to be confused with the instrument of the same name.
Steve: "I accidentally spent all the rent money on my beanie baby collection."
Chad: "NUTSAXOPHONE."
NUTSAXOPHONE by aftertheprequel November 25, 2009