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Blow my nuts out 

The term used most often when one of your tool friends asks you to help the lift something very heavy. The term means lifting said object would cause your stones to blow out their bag from the strain of lifting said heavy object, and in turn fuck your situation all up.
Scott : Yo holmes, you think you can swing over to my crib and help me carry a 400 pound safe from my second floor to the basement?

Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
Blow my nuts out by TV CAR March 19, 2010

picking nuts out of monkey shit 

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

get my nuts out 

To quit a joint enterprise; e.g. divest one's capital, leave a job, or break a contract.

Similar in spirit to taking one's ball(s) and going home.
"As soon as this company goes public, you'd better believe I'm going to get my nuts out."

"Did I get my PhD? No way. Soon as I had enough credits for a Master's degree, I got my nuts outta there."
get my nuts out by E. Mason December 11, 2007

Getting your nuts out of the pond

Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.
Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.

Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.

Leave the nuts hanging out

Another name of sex or intercourse. When the male inserts his penis into his partner to were the only visible thing is his balls hanging.
Dan:"I got with that girl from the party last night"
Joe:"you leave the nuts hanging out"
Dan:"Damn right"

let your nuts hang out 

In our baseball game i'm gonna let my nuts hang out.