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Slang for male ejaculate evident after orgasm.
Ladies love the taste of my nut nog.
I sprayed my nut nog all over her face.
She swallowed down my nut nog.
nut nog by Sheiko Schilling June 22, 2008

Tasty Anal Nutnuggets 

When you solidify semen by freezing it into nugget shape, then insert it into a woman's anus, waiting for it to melt and leak out before being served to the man eating ass.
Person 1: Last night, my girl made me some tasty anal nutnuggets, it was great.

Person 2: Damn, I wish my girl would dare to do something more than feet shit.
(nût-hõg); n

A fat bitch who won't get off your nuts.
Dammit, I can't get this nuthog off my dick!
Nuthog by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

nutnoodle 

Made up from the words nut and noodle, this is a friendly insult used to describe someone who is either-

1. Crazy
2. forgetful
3. Both

4. It can also be used more generally to describe someone who is acting silly/weird/stupid.

5. It may (or may not) also describe a tasty noodle dish.

6. A slightly abnormal 17 year old who enjoys such nerdy activities as internet gaming and listening to the director's commentary on her Futurama dvd box set. In her spare time she enjoys listening to music and plotting world domination.
1. Why are you eating my door you nutnoodle?!

2. Person 1: "Dear me, I seem to have forgotten my name."
Person 2: "You're a nutnoodle."

4. Person 1: "I'm a tap dancing monkey!"
Person B: "Yes... yes you are..." *edging away*

5. mmmm hypothetical nutnoodles

6. muhahahahahaaaa *snort*
nutnoodle by Jenny December 15, 2004
That damp, musty aftermath in your pants like a moist teabag.
"Let me change, i've got nutsog."
nutsog by Mr Data December 14, 2004
When you shoot your load in the middle of the woods, and no one hears you
Dude, I had a dream I nutlogged last night. It was crazy
nutlog by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah April 7, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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