nutnog 

the accumulation of nut (cum, semen, jizz, etc.) in one’s naval cavity.

Dude! That’s one large nutnog!

nutnog by getnutnogged May 11, 2018

nut nog 

Slang for male ejaculate evident after orgasm.

Ladies love the taste of my nut nog.
I sprayed my nut nog all over her face.
She swallowed down my nut nog.

nut nog by Sheiko Schilling June 22, 2008

Tasty Anal Nutnuggets 

When you solidify semen by freezing it into nugget shape, then insert it into a woman's anus, waiting for it to melt and leak out before being served to the man eating ass.

Person 1: Last night, my girl made me some tasty anal nutnuggets, it was great.

Person 2: Damn, I wish my girl would dare to do something more than feet shit.

Tasty Anal Nutnuggets by One very bendy boi March 18, 2019

Nuthog 

(nût-hõg); n

A fat bitch who won't get off your nuts.

Dammit, I can't get this nuthog off my dick!

Nuthog by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

nutnoodle 

Made up from the words nut and noodle, this is a friendly insult used to describe someone who is either-

1. Crazy
2. forgetful
3. Both

4. It can also be used more generally to describe someone who is acting silly/weird/stupid.

5. It may (or may not) also describe a tasty noodle dish.

6. A slightly abnormal 17 year old who enjoys such nerdy activities as internet gaming and listening to the director's commentary on her Futurama dvd box set. In her spare time she enjoys listening to music and plotting world domination.

1. Why are you eating my door you nutnoodle?!

2. Person 1: "Dear me, I seem to have forgotten my name."
Person 2: "You're a nutnoodle."

4. Person 1: "I'm a tap dancing monkey!"
Person B: "Yes... yes you are..." *edging away*

5. mmmm hypothetical nutnoodles

6. muhahahahahaaaa *snort*

nutnoodle by Jenny December 15, 2004

nutsog 

That damp, musty aftermath in your pants like a moist teabag.

"Let me change, i've got nutsog."

nutsog by Mr Data December 14, 2004

nutlog 

When you shoot your load in the middle of the woods, and no one hears you

Dude, I had a dream I nutlogged last night. It was crazy

nutlog by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah April 7, 2018