off my dick

When somebody all up in your business, just say "Off my dick!" Or when somebody's hating on you.

Girl: Eww, what you got on ?
Boy: Off my dick! Damn.

by bvtch_iball November 14, 2013

get off my dick

a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.

by Nizwiz July 7, 2008

get off my dick

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

by get off my dick May 18, 2007

No skin off my dick

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

by borat412 October 9, 2010

Get off my dick

stop following me, get out of my hair

jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!

Bob: get off my dick and get a life!

by Double D1021 December 6, 2014

get off my dick

A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".

"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick

by Profficial January 8, 2010

Get off my dick

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you

Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK

by New gen slang September 12, 2019