nutlog

When you shoot your load in the middle of the woods, and no one hears you

Dude, I had a dream I nutlogged last night. It was crazy

by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah April 7, 2018

Atlanta Nutlog

The act of shoving a blunt down a man’s penis and having oral sex and urinating until said blunt is removed.”

“I gave my girlfriend an Atlanta nutlog last night.”

by Ksiduh December 14, 2024

nutlock

When you jizz, and don't clean up properly. After a while it dries and crusts up on your nuts.

Guy#1: Hey man, I was jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.

Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.

Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.

by JHE June 1, 2009

NutLeg

Where someone, specifically someone called Callum, nuts so hard that their leg cramps.

"Callums nutleg was extreme on the way to tesco."

by emojisrcool69 January 17, 2018

Nuthog

(nût-hõg); n

A fat bitch who won't get off your nuts.

Dammit, I can't get this nuthog off my dick!

by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

netlog

Previsously called facebox. This is a sight often used by chavs to communicate on, or more commonly attempt to get 'cam fun'. The majority of this sight appear to be sad and desprate attempting to gain 'pik comments' and spending there whole time posting bulletins attempting to get them. Girls will genraly be succesful at this attaining many pervy comments while guys are less successful oparty due to girls bing less pervyy and more importantly its easyer for them to get whored by posting their own bulletin.

haha on netlog some guy was asking for cam fun and i pretended to be a girl just to wind him up

by James___x May 11, 2007

Netlog

A networking site filled with sluts and horny chav boys all after "cam fun" and cover their profiles with naked pictures of themselves.
It is also a hot-spot for turkish pervs who can barely speak english and are trying to find a lovely english 13 year old wife. They do not realise that it is not a shopping site!

Boy: "Anyone on netlog want to see me wank on cam"

Girl: "Want naked pics?"

Turkish man: "You hott :O"

by DropDeadNed April 16, 2009