Guy#1: Hey man, I was jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.

Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.

Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.

nutlock by JHE June 1, 2009

NutLeg

Where someone, specifically someone called Callum, nuts so hard that their leg cramps.

"Callums nutleg was extreme on the way to tesco."

NutLeg by emojisrcool69 January 17, 2018

Nuthog

(nût-hõg); n

A fat bitch who won't get off your nuts.

Dammit, I can't get this nuthog off my dick!

Nuthog by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

netlog

Previsously called facebox. This is a sight often used by chavs to communicate on, or more commonly attempt to get 'cam fun'. The majority of this sight appear to be sad and desprate attempting to gain 'pik comments' and spending there whole time posting bulletins attempting to get them. Girls will genraly be succesful at this attaining many pervy comments while guys are less successful oparty due to girls bing less pervyy and more importantly its easyer for them to get whored by posting their own bulletin.

haha on netlog some guy was asking for cam fun and i pretended to be a girl just to wind him up

netlog by James___x May 11, 2007

Netlog

A networking site filled with sluts and horny chav boys all after "cam fun" and cover their profiles with naked pictures of themselves.
It is also a hot-spot for turkish pervs who can barely speak english and are trying to find a lovely english 13 year old wife. They do not realise that it is not a shopping site!

Boy: "Anyone on netlog want to see me wank on cam"

Girl: "Want naked pics?"

Turkish man: "You hott :O"

Netlog by DropDeadNed April 16, 2009

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026