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That damp, musty aftermath in your pants like a moist teabag.
"Let me change, i've got nutsog."
nutsog by Mr Data December 14, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
(adj.) something or someone that goes beyond crazy.
"You're such a nutso! You ate my pet bird, tweety!"
Nutso by Neha April 11, 2004
A nutsock is a sock in which you repeatedly masturbate into, until it is all crusty and rock like and continue to throw it at the bitch that has driven you to crust up the sock to that degree, knocking her out.
Girl: "Eww why the hell is this sock rock hard and crusty"
Guy:" It's a nutsock, I need it cause you're a fat ass bitch and that sock lets me nut inside it"
Nutsock by Falcon691 May 21, 2013
(nût-hõg); n

A fat bitch who won't get off your nuts.
Dammit, I can't get this nuthog off my dick!
Nuthog by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009
That trick was nutsoss
Nutsoss by Chandall August 31, 2011
When you shoot your load in the middle of the woods, and no one hears you
Dude, I had a dream I nutlogged last night. It was crazy
nutlog by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah April 7, 2018
Noun - (nuh-t-sahk) - When clothed the nutsock is the area between the testicles and the leg which, when combined with the waistband of the pants, can hide a bottle of alcohol.
Ben - "How will we get this kick ass handle of Stoli into the circus?"
Chris - "Stuff that bitch in your nutsock, man!"
Ben - "You're the best friend in the world!"
nutsock by Mr. Magic Molly Moll June 24, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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