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nutmaster 

A person who can nut you in less than 12.57 seconds
"Damn Decambe is a nutmaster"
nutmaster by Yournuttybuddy March 30, 2023
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nut master 

"Bro I'm a nut master"
"I'm a nut master to your mom"
nut master by Chicken nugget #2 October 7, 2017

Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast 

It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.
Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!

numsters 

1. noun, num-ster, meaning a hamster which has been chilled to the point of numbness.

2. Term of endearment most appropriately used by couples in private. Can also be used as a filler word during intervals of silence where humour/ cuteness is required.

3. Indicator of similar mental state of mind.
Numsters in pajamas are coming down the stairs.
Numsters in pajamas are coming down in pairs.

Numsters for me! Numsters for you! I'll have a numster, you have one too!

(blink, blink) "Numsterrrrrssss!!!

Numster Dance
numsters by Melissa Denholm March 11, 2008
A well-placed and extremely hard blow to the testicles. Done correctly, a nutbuster will incapacitate even the strongest man for several minutes. Best results are usually achieved with a kick, using the laces of any sturdy shoe. Other methods of nutbuster delivery include a baseball on the end of a rope, knees, or even a strong punch.
She gave me a nutbuster and I was writing in pain on the floor for 10 minutes.
nutbuster by /\/\ October 13, 2006

nutfustery 

a shambolic state, a situation of debacle or disaster
Norm could not believe how the claim was handled like a nutfustery...
nutfustery by Evil M December 7, 2006
Someone who looks like a nut/behaves like a nut. See absolute nut.
Person A: Fucking hell that serbian cunt just ragequit.
Person B: No shit Sherlock
Person A: Fuck about! We're still losing!
Person B: What the FUCK is your problem!? FUckin NUT, fucking NUTSTER!!!
Person A: Jones BIGASS truck rental and storage
nutster by Nutster March 19, 2009
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