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nutfucker 

male gay sex with the 'fuckee' mostly on his back and the 'fucker' in 90 degree vertical position so it appears like his penis is fucking loose, saggy scrotum and testicles.
bruce is a nutfucker! he likes the feeling of davie's balls rubbing on top of his dick. "i don't like nutfuckers!" or "that guy acts like a nutfucker." ie: gay
nutfucker by i tudor dr.phil December 3, 2010

nutfucker 

what was going on in that film it was a total nutfucker

I feel totaly nutfucked after taking that acid
nutfucker by Nacnud Noremac August 19, 2013

Nut Fucker 

An adjustable spanner or adjustable wrench which when incorrectly used has a tendancy to round the hex-nut/bolt's head.
1: Mate, could you pass the nut fucker?
2: What do you want the nut fucker for? You should be using a ring spanner.
1: Right-oh...
Nut Fucker by Some mad Kiwi August 22, 2011

nutsacker 

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks
Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.
nutsacker by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008

nutcocker 

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
nutcocker by Laika December 30, 2003

Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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