nut mug

Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.

Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him

by ....Donut April 23, 2018

Nut Mugger

An overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy's pants and at his nuts.

Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.

Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!

by BobDaily2 August 22, 2009

Nut-mugged

Nut-mugged (Nut-mugging), When one's nuts (testicles) are mugged. This can involved being raped or just through hard sex. This term may also be used in the instance that one has just lost disgracefully.

1. 'Jesus, I only went to the shops for a pint of OJ and I got nut-mugged by a midget on the way.'

2. 'I got completely nut-mugged by this bitch last night...'

3. 'Oh for fucks sake, why do we always get nut-mugged at football!'

by Matt-the-twat March 10, 2008

nutmugger

Someone who develops an unnatural attachment to another person, especially when that person is unworthy of being put on a pedestal. Basically someone who obsesses over a giant loser, in effect, making them an even bigger loser for emulating that person.

Ashley is a giant nutmugger on Leah, which is really disappointing, considering that Leah is more annoying than the freecreditreport commercials.

by BackDoorDress January 15, 2010

Nutmug

Not to be confused with the popular soccer term nutmeg when the attacking player dribbles the ball between the defenders legs, however in this case it is not a soccer ball going between your legs it is a large dagger-like shank. Nutmug is when any weapon or sharp object is inserted or stabbed into a victims testicular area. Typically used by gangs in the 1960’s the victim (always being a male) experiences excruciating pain in the baby-maker. After the action of stabbing another male’s balls has taken place it is popular to remove the male’s balls and keep them as souvenir usually storing them in a jar or box.

John-Bro what happened last night you were at the party then you just disappeared!
Michael-Bro everything went black the next thing I knew my balls were gone!
John- Oh you got nutmugged

by ....Donut June 11, 2018