nutmugger 

Someone who develops an unnatural attachment to another person, especially when that person is unworthy of being put on a pedestal. Basically someone who obsesses over a giant loser, in effect, making them an even bigger loser for emulating that person.

Ashley is a giant nutmugger on Leah, which is really disappointing, considering that Leah is more annoying than the freecreditreport commercials.

nutmugger by BackDoorDress January 15, 2010

Nugmugget 

n. An offensive or tool-like person (male or female).

"That girl from the ice cream shop totally wimped out on my cone. What a nugmugget."

Nugmugget by Speakers Blown August 9, 2009

Tasty Anal Nutnuggets 

When you solidify semen by freezing it into nugget shape, then insert it into a woman's anus, waiting for it to melt and leak out before being served to the man eating ass.

Person 1: Last night, my girl made me some tasty anal nutnuggets, it was great.

Person 2: Damn, I wish my girl would dare to do something more than feet shit.

Tasty Anal Nutnuggets by One very bendy boi March 18, 2019

nutburger 

a person with a shaky grasp on reality; a person with disruptive responses to life's situation; one who reacts extremely to life's minor annoyances.

He threw the camera away when he lost the lens cap. He is a real nutburger.

nutburger by Larry Levinson August 14, 2006

nuthuggers 

1. Shorts or Pants that are really tight on men and squeeze their junk
2.people who support someone blindly regardless of facts

1. That fool looks like he can't breathe in those nuthuggers
2. All you nuthuggers need to get off the bandwagon and check your facts

nuthuggers by manuel tejeda March 4, 2007

Nutmegger 

A resident of Connecticut.

Masshole: Damn yah nutmeggahs drive so slow!

Connecticuter: Just call me a Nutmegger.

Nutmegger by K-Lee NYAHHH October 18, 2007

nuthuggers 

Speedos or speedo-like swimming costume. So called because the hug the nuts.

That German tourist's got his nuthuggers on. Gross much?

nuthuggers by Hierophant April 29, 2009