When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.
by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018
by BBCece July 09, 2022
A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:
A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina
A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina
Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"
Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically
Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically
by Yeah, that guy November 28, 2010
by Sara Lee January 07, 2007
Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?
Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
by Manic Hispanic January 27, 2009
a blend of genders, so to say chicks with dicks...banana nut(hinting at...well that's obvious) + muffin(hinting towards having a "muff" aka vagina)
I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut muffin.
by Elliot the Dragon December 04, 2008