A dreaded and utterly degrading term to describe an individual who has surpassed the level known as Grand Master Ballwasher (see ballwasher). This slimy, spineless, worthless piece of trash
will typically not be satisfied with simple ball washing duties. This individual has stooped to the same level as the dog shit on the
bottom of your shoe, performing such tasks as chatting the boss up about his son and his stupid hockey team, or becoming the office fix it guru - changing lightbulbs, washing
windows or licking the bosses boots all day - discussing 300 ways on how to "make the office better". This
will typically distract the "boss" from the nutgurglers true tasks, since the boss
will now be enamored by the bliss of his golden boys suckling his big Jim and the twins.
"Jesus Christ, look - there he goes again. Third
time this morning before 10 am he's been at Bill's
desk telling the same stupid story. What a
pathetic Nutgurgler."