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nutgurgler

A dreaded and utterly degrading term to describe an individual who has surpassed the level known as Grand Master Ballwasher (see ballwasher). This slimy, spineless, worthless piece of trash will typically not be satisfied with simple ball washing duties. This individual has stooped to the same level as the dog shit on the bottom of your shoe, performing such tasks as chatting the boss up about his son and his stupid hockey team, or becoming the office fix it guru - changing lightbulbs, washing windows or licking the bosses boots all day - discussing 300 ways on how to "make the office better". This will typically distract the "boss" from the nutgurglers true tasks, since the boss will now be enamored by the bliss of his golden boys suckling his big Jim and the twins.
"Jesus Christ, look - there he goes again. Third time this morning before 10 am he's been at Bill's desk telling the same stupid story. What a pathetic Nutgurgler."
nutgurgler by Darth Monkey April 25, 2004
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nutburger 

a person with a shaky grasp on reality; a person with disruptive responses to life's situation; one who reacts extremely to life's minor annoyances.
He threw the camera away when he lost the lens cap. He is a real nutburger.
nutburger by Larry Levinson August 14, 2006

nutburger 

Someone who holds a theory that is so dubious as to incite derisive laughter from those who hear it.
That YES is a real nutburger.
nutburger by gitcha glitch January 24, 2003

nutjuggler 

A dirty whorebag who spends most of her free time fondling testicles and receiving teabag treatment.
Your Fat stinky MOM.
nutjuggler by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

nutjuggler 

A man or woman who constantly has their hand cupped around a pair of testicles.
Im not goin over to dave's anymore on the weekends. That dude is a fuckin nutjuggler.
nutjuggler by nick dee February 27, 2008

nutburger 

Someone whose thought process is so different than your own that the only logical explanation you can come up with for what they're saying or thinking or doing is that they're totally bonkers because you just cannot understand their thought process.

It doesn't mean that they are insane, it's just that it's the only explanation that you can come up with because they're so different. How they think is so different from how you think.
"We have a nutburger right down here!"
nutburger by snake snake snake June 12, 2017

Nutguzzler

Someone who sucks a plethora of testicles in one sitting.
Jill you are a good nutguzzler
Nutguzzler by Hartford fartforonr g November 12, 2015
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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