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mash nusher
mash nusher by Jeremy Sumpter March 17, 2007
noshery
A wanker foodie's way to describe a restaurant of Repute.
A place to eat in essence, the word noshery only being used mainly by hipster, left-leaning food critics or casually-dressed-on-a-monday advertising execs who have trouble saying the word 'restaurant'
A place to eat in essence, the word noshery only being used mainly by hipster, left-leaning food critics or casually-dressed-on-a-monday advertising execs who have trouble saying the word 'restaurant'
After we've finished bleaching our a-holes for global warming, there's an epic little Noshery in Camperdown we should go to!
noshers knee
someone who damages their knee's or knee whilst performing oral sex. i.e damage to the ligaments cartilage quite similar to house maids knee which is damaged to the bursor.
noshers knee can occur to male or female or anything that can get on its knees
noshers knee can occur to male or female or anything that can get on its knees
noshers knee by gicker1 February 22, 2008
Nusser
Someone who you know and you can have fun with most of the time.Nusser is a person who you can talk to when you have issues and will always give you strange solutions for them.. but they seem to always work. Nusser is very loud when he talks that some people think hes shouting at them when hes talking to them but hes not.. and keeps on denying that he is. Nusser sounds like Peter Griffin from family guy when he laughs. Nusser will do you as many favors as you need but with a little bit of complaining. he would say stuff like " no man sorry i cant do it ". but once you ask him nicely and mention words like "please" Nusser is all yours!!. Nuseer is a great DJ that can make you listen to him mixing tracks all night long. Nusser's dream is to DJ in front of the largest crowd in the whole world and make them listen to what he's got. Nusser is a very clean and organized person. Nusser ditches early morning classes like no one.
It is 3 am..
Baraa: Nusser man can you walk with me to McDonald's I'm really hungry and i cant sleep if i don't eat you know that.
Nusser:(shouting) no way man it is 3 am and i had a really long day I'm really tired go by yourself.
Baraa: please man !!
Nusser: oh whatever man.. lets just go.
Baraa: Nusser man can you walk with me to McDonald's I'm really hungry and i cant sleep if i don't eat you know that.
Nusser:(shouting) no way man it is 3 am and i had a really long day I'm really tired go by yourself.
Baraa: please man !!
Nusser: oh whatever man.. lets just go.
Nusser by Barbourita July 1, 2009
Nushe
A type of person who dresses like a hobo, or perhaps is one. And is very loud and annoying. When you confront them about their problem they talk real fast with a smartass attitude and dont seem to shut the fuck up.
Nushe by The Big Byrd November 25, 2010
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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