nursing handjob
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Cock Nursing
The act of laying your head on your male partners leg and softly suckling on his cock. Not meant for arousal, but instead a form of putting him to sleep while at the same time enjoying having his penis in your mouth to give you comfort. Sometimes can lead to ejaculation if done right. If you are into swallowing his cum, then it’s an added treat. But not the intention of the act of cock nursing.
Him: What did you wanna do tonight?
Her: I would really like suckle on your dick tonight. It helps me and you fall asleep and give me a big sense of comfort. I call it cock nursing.
Him: Ok. Enough said.
Her: I would really like suckle on your dick tonight. It helps me and you fall asleep and give me a big sense of comfort. I call it cock nursing.
Him: Ok. Enough said.
Cock Nursing by LadyBitz August 5, 2022
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Nursing handjob
The act of stroking one’s penis whilst said victim is in a lying or cradling position. Often times, this is assisted by breast sucking, hair/head play, and/or encouraging.
You position yourself to get in the nursing handjob position. You suck her breadts as she strokes your dick with one hand and lovingly pats your head with the other hand. She also calls you a good boy and tells you that you’re doing a good job as she gives you the nursing handjob.
Nursing handjob by HorniB0i February 24, 2023
nursing a beer
John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night
(Max was nursing a beer)
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night
(Max was nursing a beer)
nursing a beer by Spaceoutboi November 13, 2015
nutsling
Any person or thing acting in a manner that causes the people around them to experience anger, annoyance, frustration, or the desire to either drink heavily, run away, or commit a homicide.
My husband is a real nutsling.
My kids are acting like nutslings today.
Wow, what a nutsling.
My nutsling phone keeps autocorrecting me.
My kids are acting like nutslings today.
Wow, what a nutsling.
My nutsling phone keeps autocorrecting me.
nursing student
Condition: Nursing Student
Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.
nursing student by LZS September 26, 2010
Nursing home fart
A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
Nursing home fart by Jrubadub October 14, 2010