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The most unapproachable, perfect and fascinating person in the world. She never makes mistakes. She can bind you to life with her unique energy, or she can destroy your life. She is beautiful both inside and out. She easily fascinates everyone. Just like a goddes!
-I love her but she doesn't even care.
+Because everyone loves her! She is Nursen.
Nursen by itsmeyournightmare808 November 21, 2021
She is just perfect from head to toes personality is just wheeehw a sexy bea a totall perfection like boy if you date one your luckyy
Boy: she is such a nursen
nursen by Heartmenother<3 November 24, 2021

Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

Nurse Practitioner 

A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.
Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".

nursing handjob 

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.
"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"
nursing handjob by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017

Nurse Practitioner 

NP = Online Trained Midlevel Provider
The NP was a nurse practitioner or non-Physician provider
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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