nursenary 

A portmanteau of nurse and mercenary, a nursenary is a registered nurse who choses nonstandard, travel, or contract work to maximize take-home pay, often sacrificing benefits or stable hours.

Since my spouse gets benefits through work, I left my floor and make $10 more per hour as a nursenary.

nursenary by rjb2112 May 15, 2020

nursenary 

A portmanteau of nurse and mercenary, a nursenary is a registered nurse who choses nonstandard, travel, or contract work to maximize their take-home pay, often at the expense of benefits or guaranteed hours.

Since my spouse gets benefits through work, I left my floor and make $10 more per hour as a nursenary.

nursenary by rjb2112 May 15, 2020

mursenary 

a male nurse (murse), professionally providing care for the sick and infirm, without regards to prestige and/or shame from society.

Don't mess with that guy. His line of work is mursenary!

mursenary by Scotech December 27, 2011

nursery rhymes 

The slightly rediculous rhymes your mother told you when you were little. They usually contain babies crashing to the ground in cradles, and riding riding six white horses around moutains.

Boy: Mom, did you tell me nursery rhymes when I was litte?

Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.

nursery rhymes by Dr.Pepperlotsundbergy April 26, 2008

nursery rhyme 

A Hunger games Style challenge in real life where (parents) test their (children) against others parents children to see which child has the best musical (talent), (memory), (patience) and other (bullshit).

Alright kids! Lets learn a nursery rhyme

nursery rhyme by Soupy69 January 28, 2020

nursery pipe 

Screaming nursery age child

Josh is such a nursery pipe.

nursery pipe by tonyDmasterninja September 23, 2011

Nursery rhymes 

Written by the greatest psychos in history, whom are praised to be the greates authors in history, Nursery rhymes will do one of the following to your kid.

A. Turn your kid into a psycho
B. Tramatize your kid for life

Sometimes I wonder what the difference is between Nursery rhymes, and a rated R movie.

Nursery rhymes have a dark history, like the baby that fell out of the tree, or the reference to the black death, very child friendly (Sarcasm)

Nursery rhymes by Xfdsjvstvzrgxz December 26, 2018