A distinctive and unique species formed in MPLS in 2012. Fairly new to the ecosystem of Earf but still keeps it 100. Nunors are known for their chill ass demeanor although they lose their minds from time to time and throw grapefruits and shit. A nunor starts out life as a nunorism and progresses to doing baller ass shit until they are recognized as a fully capable nunor.
Girl you a crazy ass nunor.
Don’t talk that mess about my nunor before I slap the taste out yo mouth you punk ass bitch.
Legendary surname of super cool persons with stunning good looks and kick ass skills. Traits associated with such persons include, incredibly great timing and luck, the ability to draw all attention in the room, the ability to evoke emotions such as love/lust at first sight, and the ability to hypnotize you and make a groupie out of you.....(beware)
Skills include, SUPER OMEGA DEATH PUNCH and FLAMING SIDEWAYS (10X BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS'S) HYPER KICK
Although Nuño is a surname it will most often overshadow any other name in conjunction with it.
"dude dont fkk with that guy...he will Nuno your ass up"
"....aww dude that chick is a total hottie...but shes a Nuno....way out of my league..."
"did you see that hot ass hunk? What a fkkn Nuno....(sighs)"
person 1: "hi, my names David Nuno"
person 2: "WOW, thats a bad ass last name man, can I just call you Nuno?"
Tall, dark, and handsome man of Portuguese descent. A romantic with thick wavy hair that women can't help but touch. Adventurous, spontaneous and fun-loving, both men and women are drawn to his magnetic charm. An extraordinary man in every way.
Girl to friend: "Sorry, I didn't hear a word you said after than guy smiled at me...he's such a Nuno! I so need to run my fingers through his hair.
Has the prettiest lips and the softest hair. His eyes are always shining like stars. He's a cute boy who's always there to motivate and support you. Will consistently compliment you but won't accept he's the most beautiful boy in the world.
Nuno is such a waifu, look at that ass. Damn boy!
I hate spanish people, except for Nuno, of course.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.