1. (n.) A mix between a ninny and a minion, particularly to be applied to your co-workers/slaves.
"Ugh!! Did you hear Val offering Yoli a knuckle sandwich without mayo? What a ninion! "
or "I hate going to the main office! It feels like walking into the Ninion Committee Headquarters!"
or "Jody, why aren't you done with those nails? It's been 37 minutes. Don't be such a ninion!"
The process by which one is anointed as a priest by a nun through one's blessing of her sneeze and her acknowledgement of said blessing.
Adam saw a nun sneeze on the bus and said "bless you", the nun smiled and said "thank you" and he was thereby nunointed as a priest of whichever religious denomination from which that nun hailed; he never asked so he still doesn't know.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.