numpsin 

The act of munching on nibble worthy foods.

"I was numpsin on some Cheetos in front of the television yesterday."

"La-a is so fat that she is always numpsin."

numpsin by babyhuey121795 August 17, 2011

Numping 

a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs

......that cunt is Numping again! arses will be wreaked by midnight!

Numping by No80dy.66uk October 11, 2019

numptington 

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

numptington by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

numping 

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping

numping by Bill4b August 28, 2006

Numpkin 

A magic blue haired elf that will attract you great wealth or extreme misfortune.

Jerry brought a Numpkin with him on his trip and never came back!

Numpkin by Chris Armes August 10, 2006

Head numping 

When you nibble on the tip of the penis

I love head numping my buddy Frank

Head numping by Franks friend January 16, 2022

numpkins 

Numpkins, Deriving from the word Nump, to nump is to be grumpy or to be disliked by natives in a funny situation.

Numpkins refers to White People who are being grumpy when an ethnic person is teasing them.
se me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, Ha ha ha your so white!

White Kid, Hey, just because your Ethnic means you can't tease me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, fucking numpkin! All you god damn Numpkins are the same!

numpkins by Solomon Reece June 15, 2008