numpsin
"I was numpsin on some Cheetos in front of the television yesterday."
"La-a is so fat that she is always numpsin."
"La-a is so fat that she is always numpsin."
numpsin by babyhuey121795 August 17, 2011
Words you can keep
Numping
a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs
Numping by No80dy.66uk October 11, 2019
Related Words
numptington
A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood
Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.
Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed
Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed
numptington by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007
Numpkin
Numpkin by Chris Armes August 10, 2006
Head numping
Head numping by Franks friend January 16, 2022
numpkins
Numpkins, Deriving from the word Nump, to nump is to be grumpy or to be disliked by natives in a funny situation.
Numpkins refers to White People who are being grumpy when an ethnic person is teasing them.
se me for being white, we are all equals.
Numpkins refers to White People who are being grumpy when an ethnic person is teasing them.
se me for being white, we are all equals.
Ethnic, Ha ha ha your so white!
White Kid, Hey, just because your Ethnic means you can't tease me for being white, we are all equals.
Ethnic, fucking numpkin! All you god damn Numpkins are the same!
White Kid, Hey, just because your Ethnic means you can't tease me for being white, we are all equals.
Ethnic, fucking numpkin! All you god damn Numpkins are the same!
numpkins by Solomon Reece June 15, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026