nukof

Meaning a new way of life

Nukof is Changing ones attitude of ones life

by Nukof April 6, 2014

Nurofen Plus

A wicked little pill developed by Boots and making them a fortune that has/had many of us hooked as it is available over the counter in the UK and has codeine. It does relax you but it dries you up (nose, throat and elsewhere), makes you tired, constipated and takes away your sex drive. Your body builds up a resistance to it so you have to take more and more to get the same buzz. It's just not worth it.

I can't go to that branch of Boots again to get my Nurofen Plus fix cause I just went there yesterday and they know me.

by hotchix0r November 15, 2005

Nurofen Wank

The art of beating yourself off so much that it hurts, but you also get the pleasure of shooting your load. This can also be achieved after violently stabbing yourself whilst masturbating hense the name Nurofen Wank as pain/relief

Greg - "My cock hurts so much"
Martin - "Whys that Greg did you score some mean pussy last night?"
Greg - "Nah I just had a major Nurofen Wank"
Martin - "Your fucking crazy"

by Martin and Greg January 15, 2008

nukaform

n.
The handle on a toilet used to flush the apparatus.

Usually used in conjuction with the dickle

Go dickle the nukaform, the toilet is running again.

by Matthias July 24, 2004

Nukafight

A Nukafight is that one person you know who tries to hide their anorexia, no matter how much you bring it up to them.

Hey, you remember Evan?

That Nukafight? Yeah I remember him, he go to rehab yet?

by SirZurp August 16, 2018

Nukafight

A twitch streamer who loves to fuck bees, eat oatmeal, and play bookworm. He is also forever cursed by sipping water. Oh yeah, he's also a zombie on your lawn.

Stranger1: Someone on my lawn
Stranger2: Prolly nukafight, he really went downhill from sipping water

by a_memer June 12, 2019

The NikoFuji Effect

You're driving at full speed through the main straight of a mountain pass, but your track instincts kick in and you turn in way too early/late, resulting in a head on collision with a guardrail.

"Sorry, I encountered the NikoFuji Effect on the main straight."

by NikoFuji May 9, 2022