secretuser420's definitions

Hot for Trot

Sexually attracted to Leon Trotsky, like Frida Kahlo was momentarily, until she grew weary of the "boring old man". See also: Hot to trot.

Damn, Diego is gonna flip when he finds out Frida's hot for Trot!

by secretuser420 March 19, 2026

NSGF

No Sound GirlFriend: A girlfriend who can stay quiet e.g. when you're trying to work.

I'm trying to work, are you going to let me read this? Can you be my NSGF, just for a bit?

by secretuser420 January 24, 2025

Gynecologist

Slang for psychologist, usually used among self-deprecating men who undergo therapy.

I saw my gynecologist today. He's my therapist... Because I'm a big pussy.

by secretuser420 February 28, 2023

Babe drain

The phenomenon where a country's hottest women migrate to the same city, usually because it's its cultural Mecca, or is just chiller and hipper than the rest of the country.

Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.

Canada experiences a lot of babe drain from the Rest of Canada to Montreal. All the girls who are chasing after money move to Toronto, but all the most beautiful hippest ones from Toronto, Vancouver, and every suburb and city in between move to Montreal because it's way cooler and the standard of living is way better. It's tough to spend your days thrifting and making art and nights going to poetry readings and shows if you've got obscene rent to pay, or if there aren't any shows to go to.

by secretuser420 February 16, 2023

Sigh offensive

The use of loud obnoxious sighing as a passive aggressive attack on people in your proximity, usually in attempt to clear them from a room or at least annoy them.

"My office-mate keeps was on an all out sigh offensive yesterday. It made it impossible to get anything done, I was so annoyed, I just left and went to work at home!"

by secretuser420 January 23, 2023

Freudian autocorrect

A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).

/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better

bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected

by secretuser420 December 5, 2022

Iron dome

Getting a blow job (i.e., fellatio) from an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) soldier, typically while on Birthright.

Typically from a woman soldier, but Israel is the most socially progressive country in the middle east (that doesn't say much, true), so it could be from a guy too...

See also: Girthright

Friend 1: Dude I don't want to go on birthright, it's such a Zionist scam.
Friend 2: Just go take the trip so you can get that iron dome!

by secretuser420 June 20, 2022