secretuser420's definitions

Babe drain

The phenomenon where a country's hottest women migrate to the same city, usually because it's its cultural Mecca, or is just chiller and hipper than the rest of the country.

Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.

Canada experiences a lot of babe drain from the Rest of Canada to Montreal. All the girls who are chasing after money move to Toronto, but all the most beautiful hippest ones from Toronto, Vancouver, and every suburb and city in between move to Montreal because it's way cooler and the standard of living is way better. It's tough to spend your days thrifting and making art and nights going to poetry readings and shows if you've got obscene rent to pay, or if there aren't any shows to go to.

by secretuser420 February 16, 2023

Covoid

Condition caused by COVID-19 where one voids their bowels and stomach simultaneously.

See also: Covide (Fr)

"Dude, I had such a rough time when I got covid. I had diarrhea and was puking my guts out into a steel mixing bowl while on the can at the same time!"
"Yeah, you had covoid!"

by secretuser420 May 7, 2022

race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...

by secretuser420 April 2, 2020

Iron dome

Getting a blow job (i.e., fellatio) from an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) soldier, typically while on Birthright.

Typically from a woman soldier, but Israel is the most socially progressive country in the middle east (that doesn't say much, true), so it could be from a guy too...

See also: Girthright

Friend 1: Dude I don't want to go on birthright, it's such a Zionist scam.
Friend 2: Just go take the trip so you can get that iron dome!

by secretuser420 June 20, 2022

race beard

A token BIPoc person you are friends with so you don't appear racist.

See also: queer beard

"We need more diversity in our friend group. Shall we invite Steve?"
"Steve? Oh, you mean the black Steve!"
" Dudes, Steve knows you're using him as a race beard, eh."

by secretuser420 May 7, 2022

girthright

Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.

Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome

Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.

Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!

by secretuser420 June 20, 2022

NSGF

No Sound GirlFriend: A girlfriend who can stay quiet e.g. when you're trying to work.

I'm trying to work, are you going to let me read this? Can you be my NSGF, just for a bit?

by secretuser420 January 24, 2025