secretuser420's definitions
Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
by secretuser420 June 20, 2022
Get the girthrightmug. A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.
"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."
by secretuser420 February 21, 2018
Get the No Sex Girlfriendmug. The phenomenon where a country's hottest women migrate to the same city, usually because it's its cultural Mecca, or is just chiller and hipper than the rest of the country.
Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.
Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.
Canada experiences a lot of babe drain from the Rest of Canada to Montreal. All the girls who are chasing after money move to Toronto, but all the most beautiful hippest ones from Toronto, Vancouver, and every suburb and city in between move to Montreal because it's way cooler and the standard of living is way better. It's tough to spend your days thrifting and making art and nights going to poetry readings and shows if you've got obscene rent to pay, or if there aren't any shows to go to.
by secretuser420 February 16, 2023
Get the Babe drainmug. Condition caused by COVID-19 where one voids their bowels and stomach simultaneously.
See also: Covide (Fr)
See also: Covide (Fr)
"Dude, I had such a rough time when I got covid. I had diarrhea and was puking my guts out into a steel mixing bowl while on the can at the same time!"
"Yeah, you had covoid!"
"Yeah, you had covoid!"
by secretuser420 May 7, 2022
Get the Covoidmug. by secretuser420 February 28, 2023
Get the Gynecologistmug. She was a femme fœtale, if I'd ever seen one. Smoking hot, neo-noir — hold the cigarette, and a whiz with a .38. A real Mohini!
by secretuser420 November 23, 2021
Get the femme fœtalemug. Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
by secretuser420 June 20, 2022
Get the girthrightmug.