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Notepadded 

When someone who's committed sexual harassment gets exposed via screenshots of a notepad on social media, such as Twitter.
Dude can we still be friends with Syed after he got notepadded?
Notepadded by IbbObb June 12, 2020
The term, originated in Minneapolis, is used to describe people who have a bunch of randomly poorly done tattoos on their body. Their body looks like a notepad.
Have you seen Nikki Swan's tattoos? Yeah, her body looks like a notepad of bad ideas.
notepad by mrrightsville July 10, 2017
A simple word processing application that can somehow open any file format imaginable.
Notepad opens EVERYTHING.
notepad by foo2 October 22, 2006
America's favorite program for:
HTML editing/writing C++ code/writing scripts of various types/writing english reports/writing a list of credit card numbers.
That program notepad is so powerful that it gave me several cancerous tumors in my testicles and eyelids.
notepad by Island of Reebs October 3, 2003

Notepad slut 

A woman that allows her man or men to degrade and humiliate her by letting them take naked pictures of her with demeaning words such as slut, whore, fuckpig worthless fuckhole, k9slut, written on her naked body.
imagefap.com is full of notepad sluts pictures.
Notepad slut by I Love subsluts September 10, 2010

Mexican Notepad 

What police officer refer to as their ticket books because they're always writing down Mexican names for driving without insurance.
Hey Joe hand me my Mexican notepad, I've got another illegal driving...and shocking! No insurance.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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