notchos 

The bad nachos found at ballparks, arenas, movie theaters, and bad restaurants.

These ballpark nachos with the awful processed cheese should be called notchos.

notchos by runbucky January 23, 2017

Notchism 

The religion of centered around the well respected "Notch" or Markus Persson, Dedicating him as the savior and murderer of bordem.

Steve: "PRAISE THE MIGHTY NOTCH!"
Other example:
Steve: "Notch dammit!". Commonly used after an explosion of a creeper, Usually only practiced in Notchism.

Notchism by The_Risen September 19, 2011

nochos 

Having no nachos. A no-go on the nachos. Finding out that you can't have nachos.

"Oh man... nochos."
"Sorry, bro--nochos."

nochos by tropopkins April 22, 2009

Botchy Notches 

A group of women whose autocorrect on their phones came up with this phrase. In turn they used it to form a group of women that claim to be of higher standard than others.

The higher standard can only be proven on internet forums, since there is proof of them in real life.

This women of Botchy Notches are not the original Notches. It was already made up before they came along

Botchy Notches by lovescrewinground August 16, 2011

Notches 

A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.

Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.

Notches by Kaylee Hofstetter June 10, 2010

botchy notches 

douche canoes

Botchy notches think they are the shit, but really they are douche canoes.

botchy notches by bakphatbetti August 12, 2011

Notchism 

A way of life that is lived

I live Notchism

Notchism by Dr Notch March 31, 2010