nochos 

Having no nachos. A no-go on the nachos. Finding out that you can't have nachos.

"Oh man... nochos."
"Sorry, bro--nochos."

nochos by tropopkins April 22, 2009

Taco Bell Piss Nachos

The sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel “top 15s” talks about a Taco bell employee who pissed on nachos.

#14

*gay voice* “Number 14 Taco Bell piss nachos...”

Taco Bell Piss Nachos by TheFuck69 March 10, 2018

Cold Nachos 

Nachos for the laziest of the lazy.

Preparation Instructions:
-Get a bag of shredded cheese

-Get a bag of Tostitos

-Sprinkle shredded cheese on a Tostito and shove into your mouth

They’re nachos but with no plate, no microwave, and no dignity.

My bed is full of cheese and chip crumbs from all the cold nachos I’ve been eating.

Cold Nachos by coldnachoqueen April 3, 2019

Crotch Nachos 

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.

"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."

Crotch Nachos by pervs4eva January 31, 2010

buenos nachos 

1. Spanish translation: good nachos (nachos: a fried tortilla chip usually served with cheese dip)
2. The incorrect way of saying "Good night" in Spanish. Should be "Buenas Noches".

John: "Maria, I had a great night with you. Buenos Nachos."

Maria: "John, when did we eat nachos? Did you mean to wish me a good night?"

John: "Oh, yes you are right I'm sorry. I'm such a gringo Maria, please forgive me."

Maria: "Buenas Noches, gringo!"

buenos nachos by judyrox July 30, 2010

bella noches 

A popular night club where you leave your guns in the car and your beef at that wedding to avoid upsetting someone and their homegirls or homeboys

If you can’t go to Bella noches where the hell could you go.

bella noches by Hazel London June 7, 2020

Weekend Nachos 

Best hardcore band ever.

"Yo did you go to the Weekend Nachos show last weekend?"

"Yeah dude mad pit fatalities."

Weekend Nachos by dicksneeze January 18, 2009