notbook 

Notbook (n.) -- An affordable ultraportable laptop, typically with a 11.6-inch or 12-inch display that is not a netbook. It packs more power than a netbook (i.e. can handle 1080p video and Flash at fullscreen) and provides a more comfortable computing experience than the typical, 10-inch underpowered, shrunken Atom-based laptop. Most do not have optical drives, but do last for over five hours on a charge. Unlike pricey ultraportable laptops, notbooks are more affordable and start at around $400.

Shontellnique- "Girl, i think my weave comin' undone again, can you see my tracks?!"

Obamaniqua- "Mhmmm, I told ya ass not to go to the Dominican weave sto'. And dat shit look like horsehair! Where you put the glue?!"

Shontellnique- "Its right there next to my notbook i got fa free99."

notbook by thomas323 February 20, 2011

notebookhug 

to run up to a person and throw yourself upon them with passion--preferably leaping through the air and straddling them/wrapping legs around person's waist. as seen in the notebook's dramatic rain scene.

We were on our first date when this random chick totally ran up and notebookhugged him. wtf is that about?

notebookhug by notebookhugged December 13, 2006

red notebook! 

"Red notebook!" is an exclamatory approximately equal to the meaning, "that is so obviously obvious and apparent that you must be an absolute moron not to have caught it."

In other words, DUH. Red notebook!

Usually accompanied by rolling eyes or, in text or IM conversations, an eye-rolling emote.

"Omg you mean all that music I downloaded from Pirate Bay was pirated?!"
"Duh! Red notebook!"

OR

"Hey, where's Allie?"
"I'm right here. Red notebook!"

red notebook! by SharkyFishEaterVegetarian August 19, 2009

red notebook 

it means duh. something as obvius as a bright red notebook

when im trying to eat?? duh, red notebook!

red notebook by MrSquiggles November 27, 2011

Netbook 

A small inexpensive laptop lacking an optical drive and usually has a screen size of 10 -12 inches. Most of them have a cheap Intel Atom processor who's speed rivals that of a quadriplegic turtle. Usually used by college students as an inexpensive way to view pr0n.

Netbooks are only for small tasks like browsing the internet (as it's name implies.)

Netbook by unixmahboi December 17, 2010

Sloppy notebook 

When you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary

Friend1: how was last night?
Friend 2: I got bored and found my girls diary. Read a few pages, and then she walked in....I gave her a sloppy notebook.

Sloppy notebook by Jimjim26 March 9, 2018

the notebook 

The world's greatest example of a chick flick. Based off a book by Nicholas Sparks (of A Walk to Remember fame, so you know what you're getting from the start), it follows two Southern teenagers (played by Ryan Gosling, who every girl who's ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and Rachel McAdams, who is much more palatable in Wedding Crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. Being male, I didn't keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: I just kept handing the girl I was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the Chicago White Sox score.

Girl: OMG I LUV THE NOTEBOOK!!111!!1
Guy: Oh god, here we go again...

the notebook by kev07 August 19, 2006