Notebook-Bitch Share definition Flag A person, typically a male, who watches The Notebook and is a bitch. Aron just needs to tell her how he feels and quit being such a notebook-bitch about it. Notebook-Bitch by Jfunkdong April 29, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Notebook-Bitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch