When you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary
Friend1: how was last night?
Friend 2: I got bored and found my girls diary. Read a few pages, and then she walked in....I gave her a sloppy notebook.
by Jimjim26 March 9, 2018
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