when you are forced to watch the movie "the notebook" starring rachel mcadams and some dude. after viewing you will usually have many uncomfortable feelings inside of you that you can't shake off for hours, sometimes even days and weeks.
cures: 1. cry to let it all out like the sissy that you are
2. jack off
girl: likeomg this movie r0x0rs u HAVE to watch it!
guy: fine...
*2 hours later*
guy: uhhhh wtf i feel funny...
girl: you just got notebook'd sucka, don't worry we get notebook sex now
When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.
From My Hero Academia, The main protagonist has a notebook, Izuku Midoriya aka "Deku". He uses his notebook to gain information on pro heros and everybody else. He mumbles a lot tho.
"Hey! I found Deku's notebook!"
"Woah, there's so much information!"
to run up to a person and throw yourself upon them with passion--preferably leaping through the air and straddling them/wrapping legs around person's waist. as seen in the notebook's dramatic rain scene.
We were on our first date when this random chicktotally ran up and notebookhugged him. wtf is that about?
"Red notebook!" is an exclamatory approximately equal to the meaning, "that is so obviously obvious and apparent that you must be an absolute moron not to have caught it."
In other words, DUH. Red notebook!
Usually accompanied by rolling eyes or, in text or IM conversations, an eye-rolling emote.
"Omg you mean all that music I downloaded from Pirate Bay was pirated?!"
"Duh! Red notebook!"
OR
"Hey, where's Allie?"
"I'm right here. Red notebook!"
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and GeorgesRd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.