when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
Nottingham Trent, The place to be if you are dedicating the next 3 years of your life to the sesh. Trent doesn’t care about University of Nottingham because Trent is having too much fun to care.
Every night is like a year 6 disco. Dirty Monday’s in Pom Pom or Wednesdays in ocean. Either way you’re probable immune to any disease after visiting these places.