Notting 

(Nuh-t-ing)

The action of hitting someone else with a toy basketball or other replica inflatable sports ball, F.E. a toy baseball or volleyball, repeatedly.
Present tense, verb.

"I was notting on my friends, I got sent to the principals office."
"I got in trouble for making my little brother cry by notting on him."

Notting by anonymous December 21, 2024

Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.

man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

Notting Hill In-laws by Uncle Dimma November 8, 2012

Notting Hill Cocktail

The Favourite of wayward celebrities Worldwide;
Just take an appropriate quantity of narcotic drugs (On prescription or not, its fine...), Add alcohol liberally, Then 'gestate' until comatose.
After a time, reflex vomiting will occur. Vomit is the final ingredient for a Notting Hill Cocktail.

-To properly experience The Notting Hill Cocktail, the vomit must then be generously inhaled.
If done correctly, The Notting Hill Cocktail is the experience of a lifetime (-Its the last thing you'll ever do !) Cheers !

The Notting Hill Cocktail Club includes such doyens as Jimi Hendrix, Paula Yates & many, many more Late Greats who recklessly imbibed & choked to death on their own vomit !

Notting Hill Cocktail by Dom Bonpide IV December 1, 2009

Notting But The Turth Brother

"Nothing But The Truth Brother"
A retarded way of saying it

Sam- Dude, that chick at the mall was hot man..
Edgar- Notting but the turth brother

Notting But The Turth Brother by Sam A.M. October 18, 2003

Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.

man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

Notting Hill In-laws by Uncle Dimma September 6, 2012

The New Know Nothings 

The New Know Nothing Party--As with their predecessors, The Know-Nothing Party (Whig Dissenters), The New Know Nothing Party will make its official debut sometime in 2018. It is currently occupied by the kind of Republicans who fly with two right wings: President Trump's "base."

"The GOP went too far when they let that imposter Trump run on their ticket. The Republican Party as we know it will soon suffer the same fate as the Know-Nothings. The New Know Nothings are upon us.... Abe Lincoln is so dead. Oops."

The New Know Nothings by MissPriss9 July 7, 2018

Nothing matters anymore. 

Nothing matters anymore — The obvious nihilistic statement that will ultimately define the Post Truth Trump Era. With a growing ability to use Artificial Intelligence to both creates images and voices, subjective reality will be easily questioned driving further riffs in American culture. We have moved from the “Everybody Gets a Trophy Era” into “The All Opinions are Equal Era”. Gods help us all.

Using “ Nothing matters anymore.” In a sentence:

In the post truth World postulated by both Kellyanne “Alternative Facts” Conway; and, Rudi “Truth Isn’t Truth” Giuliani nothing matters anymore — especially nihilism. And I’m looking at you Fox News.

Nothing matters anymore. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 9, 2023