nostritch

The uncomfortable sensation inside your nostril, that cannot be relieved unless you dig deep inside. Experienced primarily a few days after clipping your nose hairs, as the sharp ends of the growing hair start to itch.

Damn bro, I can't take care of this nostritch with all these pretty femininas around

by jargonjay September 28, 2011

Nostrich

When the mic is touching your nose

"My mic is doing the nostrich right now".

by Flurple snurple January 2, 2017

nostricle

A spontaneous freezing of the effluvium within a persons nose when inhaling in sub arctic temperatures. Frozen mucus within the nasal cavity in when the mercury is reading minus anything.

It was -10 in Chicago's loop and nostricles were forming in my nose as I walked to the El train.

by Jeff DeLong January 15, 2009

ostritch seat

when you lose your virginity in a car with leather seats.

Mike: "Yo, what'd you do this weekend?"
Trey: "Nothing much man, just had the occasional ostritch seat."
Mike: "Damn get it"

by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016

Nostriah

Good at everything except fortnite

Fuck Nostriah all my homies hate Nostriah

by Nostriah December 2, 2020

Nastitch

Nastitch - a nasty bitch.

In recent years "bitch" has lost some of its flavor, so to convey the same meaning as in olden days you have to say "Nasty bitch". That comes down to "Nastitch".

That nastitch hit on my boyfriend right in front of my face!

by Markovka April 19, 2021

Nostrich

A ostrich nostril, but can be used as a insult

You are such a nostrich

by Camsimmastar June 11, 2018