nostrich

when you're dumb enough to classify for a hardwood dining table and misspell the word 'nostril' at two in the morning and hate every ounce of your brain cell with passion

'hey look i can sing with my mouth closed.'
'okay but can you sing through your nostrich'
'did you just-'

by iraLuvsDisgustingbeans June 04, 2020

nostrich

A special species of ostrich that is capable of using nitrous.

Wow look at that nostrich tear up the track!

by Tristan Summers March 01, 2016

Nostrich

When the mic is touching your nose

"My mic is doing the nostrich right now".

by Flurple snurple January 02, 2017

Nostrich

A ostrich nostril, but can be used as a insult

You are such a nostrich

by Camsimmastar June 01, 2018