when you're dumb enough to classify for a hardwood dining table and misspell the word 'nostril' at two in the morning and hate every ounce of your brain cell with passion

'hey look i can sing with my mouth closed.'
'okay but can you sing through your nostrich'
'did you just-'

nostrich by iraLuvsDisgustingbeans June 4, 2020

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nostrich

A special species of ostrich that is capable of using nitrous.

Wow look at that nostrich tear up the track!

nostrich by Tristan Summers August 19, 2016

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nostritch

The uncomfortable sensation inside your nostril, that cannot be relieved unless you dig deep inside. Experienced primarily a few days after clipping your nose hairs, as the sharp ends of the growing hair start to itch.

Damn bro, I can't take care of this nostritch with all these pretty femininas around

nostritch by jargonjay September 28, 2011

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nostricle

A spontaneous freezing of the effluvium within a persons nose when inhaling in sub arctic temperatures. Frozen mucus within the nasal cavity in when the mercury is reading minus anything.

It was -10 in Chicago's loop and nostricles were forming in my nose as I walked to the El train.

nostricle by Jeff DeLong January 15, 2009

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Nostriah

Good at everything except fortnite

Fuck Nostriah all my homies hate Nostriah

Nostriah by Nostriah December 2, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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