Nostrich

When the mic is touching your nose

"My mic is doing the nostrich right now".

Nostrich by Flurple snurple January 2, 2017

Nostrich

A ostrich nostril, but can be used as a insult

You are such a nostrich

Nostrich by Camsimmastar June 11, 2018

nostrich

when you're dumb enough to classify for a hardwood dining table and misspell the word 'nostril' at two in the morning and hate every ounce of your brain cell with passion

'hey look i can sing with my mouth closed.'
'okay but can you sing through your nostrich'
'did you just-'

nostrich by iraLuvsDisgustingbeans June 4, 2020

nostrich

A special species of ostrich that is capable of using nitrous.

Wow look at that nostrich tear up the track!

nostrich by Tristan Summers August 19, 2016

nostritch 

The uncomfortable sensation inside your nostril, that cannot be relieved unless you dig deep inside. Experienced primarily a few days after clipping your nose hairs, as the sharp ends of the growing hair start to itch.

Damn bro, I can't take care of this nostritch with all these pretty femininas around

nostritch by jargonjay September 28, 2011

nostricle 

A spontaneous freezing of the effluvium within a persons nose when inhaling in sub arctic temperatures. Frozen mucus within the nasal cavity in when the mercury is reading minus anything.

It was -10 in Chicago's loop and nostricles were forming in my nose as I walked to the El train.

nostricle by Jeff DeLong January 15, 2009

Nostriah 

Good at everything except fortnite

Fuck Nostriah all my homies hate Nostriah

Nostriah by Nostriah December 2, 2020