when you're dumb enough to classify for a hardwood dining table and misspell the word 'nostril' at two in the morning and hate every ounce of your brain cell with passion

'hey look i can sing with my mouth closed.'
'okay but can you sing through your nostrich'
'did you just-'

nostrich by iraLuvsDisgustingbeans June 4, 2020

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nostrich

A special species of ostrich that is capable of using nitrous.

Wow look at that nostrich tear up the track!

nostrich by Tristan Summers August 19, 2016

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nostritch

The uncomfortable sensation inside your nostril, that cannot be relieved unless you dig deep inside. Experienced primarily a few days after clipping your nose hairs, as the sharp ends of the growing hair start to itch.

Damn bro, I can't take care of this nostritch with all these pretty femininas around

nostritch by jargonjay September 28, 2011

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nostricle

A spontaneous freezing of the effluvium within a persons nose when inhaling in sub arctic temperatures. Frozen mucus within the nasal cavity in when the mercury is reading minus anything.

It was -10 in Chicago's loop and nostricles were forming in my nose as I walked to the El train.

nostricle by Jeff DeLong January 15, 2009

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Nostriah

Good at everything except fortnite

Fuck Nostriah all my homies hate Nostriah

Nostriah by Nostriah December 2, 2020

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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