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Nosemasker 

A moronic dumbshit assclown who wears the top of their mask beneath their nostrils, only covering their mouth and completely defeating the purpose of wearing a mask. These people don't seem to realize that viral particles can also be released from one's nose, and thus it is a good way to know when someone isn't very bright. Still slightly less retarded than anti-maskers, who are both stupid and inconsiderate, but not by much.
"Hey man, I haven't seen you the last two weeks, where have you been?"

"In quarantine, I got the Rona from some stupid cashier wearing her mask beneath her nose."

"Fucking nosemaskers..."
Nosemasker by Vantas69 November 14, 2020

nosepickers 

N (plurale tantum). Men's shoes or boots with very pointed toes, such as were popular with male delinquents in the 60s, such as Chelsea boots, Beatle boots, or lesser known makes with even pointier toes. Synonym: fenceclimbers; cockroach killers. Etymology: All three terms refer to humble uses for pointy toes--picking your nose, climbing chain link fences, killing cockroaches taking refuge in a corner. Usage note: In many areas, the term was embellished with group or ethnic names or slurs.
I've been looking for years for a pair of nosepickers at vintage shops but so far I haven't found anything like the ones the guys had in the back of the bus in NYC when I was a kid.
nosepickers by Tony1953 April 1, 2010

nosepicker 

A military officer who is a graduate of his or her respective service academy.
It wasn't LCDR Schmedlapp's leadership skills that identified her as a nosepicker...it was the USNA ring two fingers down from the one buried up to the second knuckle in her nose.
nosepicker by harry flashman July 12, 2003

nospeakerican 

like dud i jus met a nospeakerican and my god he is a nospeakerican indeed
nospeakerican by cokmers March 13, 2009

Nosecocker

Guys that walk around at Burning Man in shirts with no bottoms are called “shirtcockers”. It’s not a compliment.

Someone that walks around with their mask under their nose is a nosecocker.
Ooh. You’re a nosecocker. Move away.
Nosecocker by DW Dawg September 13, 2020

noselicker

An animal that licks their nose
Aww that is a cute noselicker
noselicker by thegreatmemer April 5, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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