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Nosemasker 

A moronic dumbshit assclown who wears the top of their mask beneath their nostrils, only covering their mouth and completely defeating the purpose of wearing a mask. These people don't seem to realize that viral particles can also be released from one's nose, and thus it is a good way to know when someone isn't very bright. Still slightly less retarded than anti-maskers, who are both stupid and inconsiderate, but not by much.
"Hey man, I haven't seen you the last two weeks, where have you been?"

"In quarantine, I got the Rona from some stupid cashier wearing her mask beneath her nose."

"Fucking nosemaskers..."
Nosemasker by Vantas69 November 14, 2020
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Noisemaker 

Musicians are Noisemakers, they make noises with instruments such as guitars, drums and microphones + More
Musicians are a bunch of Noisemakers that make noises
Noisemaker by UnHeaven Kevin October 27, 2019

crows uses noisemakers 

Pronounced: "krôs yūs'ĕs nois'māk'ərs"

A phrase used to indicate when someone makes an amusing spelling or grammatical error. Everyone in the vicinity points and yells 'Crows Uses Noisemakers' in a German accent. A term of endearment.
"Did our teacher just spell lightning like 'lightening'? HA!Crows uses noisemakers!"

Noisemaker 

The spewing of nonsensical words or noises in a repetitive fashion which bring chaos to nearby populations of people.
While on the computer at work, Bob would be such a noisemaker by singing, humming, tapping his fingers, saying made up words and even repeating the same things over and over again. This caused Susan and Brendon to go mentally insane and want to strangle Bob with the telephone cord.
Noisemaker by The Furniture Gal April 18, 2011

nosepacker

Slang for rhinal rocket - a packing used to treat severe nosebleeds. Not to be confused with nosepicker, a person who frequently needs a nosepacker from all that digging in their freaking nose.
"I need a nosepacker stat! This bleeder is severe!"
nosepacker by HeroHandy May 7, 2019