nosepacker

Slang for rhinal rocket - a packing used to treat severe nosebleeds. Not to be confused with nosepicker, a person who frequently needs a nosepacker from all that digging in their freaking nose.

"I need a nosepacker stat! This bleeder is severe!"

by HeroHandy May 07, 2019

flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 07, 2019

Office mom

The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.

Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"

by HeroHandy May 04, 2019

bagnpo

An acronym which stands for: Bitch Ain't Got No Panties On.

"Bagnpo alert! I'll be hittin' that for sure!"

by HeroHandy June 04, 2019

Quarter deck

Punishment imposed by your DI when you're a jarhead that fucked up royal. Often involving murderous sets of pushups or other calisthenics.

"Get your ass on the quarter deck and start pushing, maggot!"

by HeroHandy May 07, 2019

Swing set

A couple who engage in the swinger lifestyle.

"How many swing sets at tonight's key party?"

by HeroHandy May 18, 2019

Hot Olivia

When a runner girl climbs on top of her man fresh off a workout and pulls off her sweaty sports bra, drenching him in boob sweat. This can be both a form of erotica or punishment, depending on the stank from the workout.

Guy: "You ready for deez nutz?"
Girl: "Only if you're ready for some Hot Olivia- let me shower first!"

by HeroHandy May 04, 2019