Definitions by HeroHandy

bagnpo 

An acronym which stands for: Bitch Ain't Got No Panties On.

"Bagnpo alert! I'll be hittin' that for sure!"

bagnpo by HeroHandy June 4, 2019

Swing set 

A couple who engage in the swinger lifestyle.

"How many swing sets at tonight's key party?"

Swing set by HeroHandy May 18, 2019

Rejectophile 

A person who is strongly attracted to rejects, losers, deadbeats and dregs. They may have admirers who are not from the inky realms of which they date, but they go unnoticed as they do not display the necessary inadequacies.

Think Karen would give me a chance?
Nah man, you have a job and no baby mama drama- she's a rejectophile. You gotta earn your loser wings first.

Rejectophile by HeroHandy May 8, 2019

Pintraitor 

A pinterest user who follows about 500 people for the same topic, but only views their own posts.

"That pintraitor is just trying to endorse their own posts! Lame!"

Pintraitor by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.

"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

Blue ribbon asshole by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

nosepacker

Slang for rhinal rocket - a packing used to treat severe nosebleeds. Not to be confused with nosepicker, a person who frequently needs a nosepacker from all that digging in their freaking nose.

"I need a nosepacker stat! This bleeder is severe!"

nosepacker by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

flash handy 

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

flash handy by HeroHandy May 7, 2019