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nose stuffing 

Skeezer's in the back, stuffing his nose.
nose stuffing by Sommy July 10, 2004

stuffy nose 

Alright, so you put your girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge of the bed or table or what not..Then you insert your dick into her mouth and plug her nostriles with each ball,therefore giving her a stuffy nose
Man comes home from work for some action to find his wife sick in bed.He asks her what is wrong.She replies i have a headache and fever.Husband replies. then you won't mind a stuffy nose
stuffy nose by Matt Trash August 27, 2011

San Antonio Stuffy nose 

When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.
1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA

Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.

It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.

San Antonio Stuffy Nose 

pounding the shit out of your girls nose with your dick instead of being in her vajay or arse
my girl has crabs so i just give her a san antonio stuffy nose instead
San Antonio Stuffy Nose by besticle October 22, 2008

Stuffy Nose 

The act of stuffing ones testicles into each nostril of a woman. Added bonus if your dick is in her mouth during the process.
I gave her a stuffy nose last night...but she sneezed my balls out after like five seconds.
Stuffy Nose by DroppingD's December 24, 2014

Stuffy nose 

A basic term for being congested. The worst symptom of a cold, it makes you remember all the times you took breathing clearly for granted.
I have a stuffy nose. I hate it so much.
Stuffy nose by Goyangi August 9, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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