nose hair

A haven for the crabs VD lice.

"...After what? Which Mexy Queer would buy you pussy Corona beer. After you suck a crabby dick, and give that scabby asshole a clean lick?? I heard that you've got herpes in the dariare an crabs in the nose hair!"
-Simon Legree

by anonymous April 27, 2004

a bucket o' nose hairs

disappointing.

I had heard good things about the movie Sideways, but it turned out to be a bucket o' nose hairs.

by Tank Miller June 13, 2018

nose hair burning ass bomb

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils

Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

by BrewCrew24 April 30, 2007

Do your nose hairs reach your lips?

Used to imply that someone is stupid or incorrect.

You really thought it was a good idea to eat that gas station sushi? Do your nose hairs reach your lips?

by Cazilla69 August 24, 2022

Nose Hair heaven

When your partner cuts your nose hair and then data it while sugning you off

She gave me a nose hair heaven Yesterday

by Mr nose hair February 27, 2023

Burning nose hairs

The act of consuming cocaine.

Yo Chad this weekend was sick! We were burning nose hairs and pumpin birds.

by DaddyEatzA$$420 March 13, 2018

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 02, 2025