The Afghani Angry Birds is when you grab new-born muslim babies, strapped with explosives, and launch them via catapult at enemy infrastructure, ultimately creating a fun yet dangerous game of angry birds
by JamesPage February 18, 2025
Get the Afghani Angry Birdsmug. The Sex act where a male, whom has eaten enough spicy Japanese styled food, that he has not performed a bowel movement all week, in the middle of intercourse onto a hairy male, close to climax the guy stands over him and proceeds to not just ejaculate on the male, but releases several pounds of hot diarrhea on his stomach, that all of her body hair is flatten down
by JamesPage January 27, 2025
Get the Nagasaki-Nuclear Bombmug. The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
Get the Hawaiian Hand-Shakemug. This starts when you are at an orgy, and one participant has their feet and toes completely spread out and just completely lathered in lube, after this, 8 greasy, oily butt naked men will place their massive meaty throbbing penises and place them in the person's toes until the cum, they will viciously thrust their pelvises back and forth until they hose down the participant with their spunk
"That party last night on the island was lit! Epstein started the Taiwanese Toe Tickler chant and things escalated. I got absolutely drenched!"
by JamesPage September 2, 2025
Get the Taiwanese Toe Ticklermug. This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens
"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"
by JamesPage September 2, 2025
Get the The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmermug. This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!
"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
by JamesPage February 18, 2025
Get the Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaisemug. Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
Get the French Foot-Massagemug.