northmoor 

a village in rural oxfordshire, its really a road, shamefull

Lisa:hey where do you live?
Charlotte: northmoor
Lisa: where the fuck is that?
Charlotte: oh its a road tbh in the middle of nowhere
Lisa: sweet

northmoor by Lisa_xxxxx June 7, 2009

Operation Northwoods

Operation Northwoods was a 1962 plan by the US Department of Defense to cause acts of simulated or real terrorism and violence on US soil or against US interests, blamed on Cuba, in order to generate U.S. public support for military action against the Cuban government of Fidel Castro.

Operation Northwoods makes me lol.

Operation Northwoods by skakid9090 October 2, 2007

Northshore Academy

A special school located in Beverly, MA for kids who got kicked out their public high school. We do kindergarden work, but they also treat us like we are in kindergarden. At least we have 2 recesses a day.

"Where do you go to school?"
"Northshore academy."
"Oh the school where hackey sac is a class?"
"Yep."

Northshore Academy by Mucho Mango September 24, 2009

NorthWood High School 

Located in the town of Nappanee, which is the home of Amish. The school has a goat raping vice principle and it is where his daughter and her friends can get away with everything.

*Four goats released into NorthWood High School numbered 1,2,3, and 4*
Oh, Hey! There's 1,2, & 4. Where's 3?!
*Located in V.P.'s Office*

NorthWood High School by Amish Cracker January 9, 2011

Northwood High School 

Located in Irvine CA. A high school with a majority of Asian population. Asians sprint to class the moment the bell rings and become angry with themselves when they have a 97% in the honers pre calculus, rather a 100.1% or higher. However, you can get a view of wanna be "thugs". Asian or white, who don't fit in their clothes and their ass hangs out of their pants and their hat fits large on their heads. in addition, Irvine being Irvine, girls who may be called bitches roam freely with a strut in their walks only to be seen as a "whore" or someone who cheats on their long time "boyfriend" with another guy. Drugs are minimal here as are the parties hosted. Rich white boys carry vaporizers around and smoke a little weed here and there. Drinking comes in where the bitches act like their drunk but they are looking for an excuse to get hold of some white dick. people from this school who lived in this "bubble" for some time become very scared when a minor crime is committed in Irvine and believe their rich society is now "ghetto".

"What did you get on your Math test Jong?"
"98.5%!, my parents are so pissed!"

"Hey, did you hear some guy stole food from the lunch line and got caught?"

"Yea! Northwood High School is SO ghetto!"

"I was so drunk guys! i did not even realize i gave him head! I had like, almost a whole shot of wine!"

"I heard that our school is SO bad, that the cops call it NORTH WEED because someone got caught smoking during school! I feel unsafe!"

Northwood High School by ThatOneGuyWhoReallyHatesYou January 15, 2013

Northford 

A quiet, very sheltered little town in CT. Actually, not even a town...a village in the town of North Branford, CT. Northford is the slightly classier, more ritzy part of North Branford. Mostly kids have been going to school together since kindergarten, hang out in the dumb center of town where Dunkin Donuts, Subway, My Beach Tanning Salon, and Mobile Gas Station are located, and basically have no lives outside of that.
Pretty catty, very dramatic, very "towny"esque. Part of New Haven County, and located between North Haven, Wallingford, and Durham. SO BORING. Believe me, I live here.

Whoaaaa bro I'm so painfully bored it's like I'm in Northford or something.

Northford by sj22 December 27, 2010

Northworstern 

Fitting name for Northwestern University. A dry campus that is filled with extraordinarily lame students.
Many have never been exposed to a traditional undergraduate experience. The terms beer bong, keg stand, pre-games are completely foreign to them.

The graduating students are socially inept. Although they go on to be successful in the workforce, Northworstern graduates make for the worst workplace conversations and are often buzzkills.

Interviewer: Hi Laura, tell me about yourself
Northworstern Student: HI!!! ... *awkward pause*
Interviewer: Hello, Laura. Please tell me about yourself...Ugh why do we keep invited these students for interviews?! These Northworstern students are literally the WORST.
Northworstern Student: I graduated magna cum lade with a degree in engineering and a minor in psychology. I enjoy reading.

Northworstern by Punnnn April 14, 2015