Accented E: pronounced dew/shay
Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."
Student: "Douché."
Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."
Student: "Douché."
by nom de plumb June 16, 2009
(doo-SHEY) an expression used for acknowledging a telling remark or rejoinder while simultaneously acknowledging that the person who said the remark is a douche for saying it.
Jim: I should've walked further to get to that restaurant.
Bob: Actually, you mean to say you should have walked "farther" to get to that restaruant.
Jim: Douché.
Bob: Actually, you mean to say you should have walked "farther" to get to that restaruant.
Jim: Douché.
by DarkRoom February 15, 2010
A variation of the well known word in pop culture "touché". While "touché" is used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to congratulate someone on a clever response to an argument, "douché" is used when the person you're arguing with or debating thinks they made a meaningful and clever response, but they really just said something that made them sound like a douchebag and didn't bolster their position at all.
You: This
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag)
You: Ah... douché!
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag)
You: Ah... douché!
by bryanwn October 23, 2009
A term to be used in place of "touché", when an individual makes a good point but is a total asshat about it.
"The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4, 1776."
"According to Wikipedia, it was signed on August 2, 1776. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that...."
"Douché!"
"According to Wikipedia, it was signed on August 2, 1776. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that...."
"Douché!"
by bell hooks December 07, 2010
a combination of the two words "douche" and "touché".
douche: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
touché: A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
Noun
a comeback when a verbal joust is ended and not in your favor. in turn calling the other person a douche and acknowledging/congratulating them in a well constructed insult, or can't think of any other comeback.
douche: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
touché: A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
Noun
a comeback when a verbal joust is ended and not in your favor. in turn calling the other person a douche and acknowledging/congratulating them in a well constructed insult, or can't think of any other comeback.
White: Yeah you will take your chances.
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White: I know you just said that.
Peter: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White: Well I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: All right.
White: Douché.
Person #1: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Person #2: Did my raucous night with your mom keep you up?
Person #1: (too tired to think of a good comeback) Douché...
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White: I know you just said that.
Peter: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White: Well I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: All right.
White: Douché.
Person #1: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Person #2: Did my raucous night with your mom keep you up?
Person #1: (too tired to think of a good comeback) Douché...
by blackchair March 18, 2010
A portmanteau of "touché" and "douche." When a person delivers a clever and cutting remark in response to another person's argument, the latter may respond with "Douché!" as acknowledgment of a good yet decidedly douchey response.
Dean: Where did I go wrong? How is my own brother drinking demon blood without me noticing?
Sam: Maybe if you stopped crying at every scenic road, you'd have noticed.
Dean: ... Douché.
Sam: Maybe if you stopped crying at every scenic road, you'd have noticed.
Dean: ... Douché.
by Chad the Anti-Douche June 28, 2009
Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.
by Bknixon1234 September 13, 2008